Do you have a pagina?

August 7, 2006 at 8:04 am · Filed under Just Stuff

Yesterday Mercy and Emma were taking a nap in the afternoon. I was tired too and wanted to take a nap. Grady, on the other hand, seemed intent on playing. I asked him, “Do you want to take a nap Grady?” His response was, “No, I can’t. Mommy and Emma have paginas, and they’re sleeping. Me and daddy have penises and we can’t sleep.”

  • frenchie

    I can confrim that I do not have a pagina but I can’t say for certain that dhillon isn’t sporting one!

  • d-dawg

    Frenchie is right, he does not have a pagina. He has a paaginaa … I tore him a couple of new A’s while in Africa!

  • mulch

    I can’t speak to Frenchie’s and D-Dawg’s anatomy -thank god and whatever goes on the road stays on the road. But I got a kid anatomy story for you. Jacob as you may or may not know is severly lacking in ass and consequently his crack is always showing. We all think its pretty funny, but he never got it. Well the other day he checked it out in a mirror and couldn’t stop laughing. He kept going back to the mirror and checking out his ass. I think he gets it from his mom.

  • sluggo

    Glad to see you guys discuss topics that deal with “paginas”. I’m not sure if that says something about me, you, or this blog.

    Personally, I think Jacob’s ass is cool, Frenchie has at least 2 paginas, and Dhillon is going to get another pagina ripped on him very soon (once his arranged marriage goess through).

  • mulch

    I’m just glad to see something of interest on this damn blog. More pagina’s and asses I say.

  • mulch

    I’m just glad to see something of interest on this damn blog. More pagina’s and asses I say.

  • frenchie

    Here here Mulch! More pagina please Sluggo. Enough of the ranting. We get it, you don’t like Dhillon. None of us do. Just ignor him and eventually he will go away.

  • b-dawg

    A little ditty for dryfly:

    In all history nothing as foul and stenchie,
    As that girlieman known to all as Frenchie.
    And then the smell gone! Fresh as spring in Regina;
    Could it be that Frenchie finally douched his Pagina?

  • sluggo

    Excellent! More, more!

    Who would have known that a guy with 3 a-holes could be such a bard?

  • http://craigholm.com/braincramp holmes

    if anyone had any doubt as to why i left town, you clowns have put that notion safely to rest

    though I gotta admit, dhillon is a poetic genius