Do you think Mullin had anything to do with it? We all know how anti-democratic he can be when it comes to things like croquet and fetching beer.

Absolutely. Also, I noticed that owning 2 houses in Summerland just wasn’t enough for Mullin. He wants more, more, more. I think he is sponsoring extremists in Pakistan in order to gain more control over the opium trade on the western frontier. Either that, or some crazy Pakistani misinterpreted Mullin when he said, “I’d like to drop a big bomb this morning.”

It hurts when my character is called into question. Just because I have good timing when it comes to beer, dominate croquet and have better than average bowel movements is no reason to question my integrity.