Do you have a pagina?

Yesterday Mercy and Emma were taking a nap in the afternoon. I was tired too and wanted to take a nap. Grady, on the other hand, seemed intent on playing. I asked him, “Do you want to take a nap Grady?” His response was, “No, I can’t. Mommy and Emma have paginas, and they’re sleeping. Me and daddy have penises and we can’t sleep.”